Comedian, smart ass and lover of hot spicy food. You probably have seen me on Comedy Central, heard me on XM radio or been at a live show
Ever wondered what Octomom looked like naked? Me either. But curiosity got the best of me after I heard she posed naked for a magazine. No it wasn’t Trailer Trash Weekly.
I call this “What the Joker would look like if he pulled a Chaz Bono”. What’s up with that elephant pooped on my head hairstyle? Thank God she has big hands. And you know what that means, Big Hands Big Vagina.
I wonder if Eva Longoria’s heart sank when she saw this picture too? Mine sank like a cinder block dropped from a bridge.
She is the sex bomb on Desperate Housewives. Always dressed to the nines and strutting like her poop doesn’t stink. (And for the record I don’t think it does.) But after seeing this horror flick I might change my mind! OMG. She’s just a normal person… with cellulite, The illusion tv created of this sex kitten as been clawed away.
This pic is why the celebs hate the paparazzi. And I can’t blame them now!!
